October 23 day 

October 23 is probably someone’s birthday and his name is Andrew so if ur reading this happy birthday biiiitch and thanks for being a faggot since the day I met u love you bro lmao

October 23 day is for the homies so go give that foo some kisses

October 23 day by Joe mama 69 October 22, 2019

october 4th 

national slap an incel day! this holiday started in 1066 after a women named kelly clarkson got annoyed at king henry the eighth for calling her a dishwasher. its the most well known holiday ever and is frowned upon if one does not participate.

girl 1:'brads been posting misogynistic shit all summer but todays october 4th! hes dead.'
girl 2:'finally'

october 4th by bugs123 October 1, 2020

October 32nd 

Why did you look this up? It’s not even a real day. Are you stupid or something?

Why did you look up October 32nd?

October 32nd by Fortnite is super gay October 30, 2019

October 11

Pimp season

On October 11, is where all the pimps do their thing (double relationships, sexting, cheating, etc)

October 11 by Skrilla6505 October 11, 2020

October 10 

National Kiss your girl bestie day

Go ahead and kiss em (don’t matter if your a guy or gal)

Guy: Oh shit it’s October 10..
Girl: What?
Guy: BABBIES

October 10 by PeachyKat October 21, 2019

October 10 

A worthless piece of shit is born

October 10 sucks

October 10 by Qedfhvhkmbhgxdg November 2, 2019

October 14

Let Ayla grab your nipples day. Don’t be surprised if it happens. Watch out!

*october 14*
Ayla walking up to you*
you-“hey”
Ayla grabs your nipples*

October 14 by Dumbcow69 October 13, 2019