duece n ditch

When you take a shit and leave it in the bowl without flushing.

No wonder it stinks in here, someone did a duece n ditch

by cracka wacka March 16, 2011

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

The N Word Man

My white friend said the n word three times in front of a mirror and then he got robbed in the dark

Guy 1: Wanna do the n word man challenge?
Guy 2: Nah, you know what happened to timmy
Guy 1: oh yeah, he got jumped

by ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ March 21, 2022

Pump n' munch

Name used to describe a gas station in the middle of nowhere that has a hot bar or restaurant inside. Most notably known for delicious fried chicken and biscuits. Found across the south.

Ricky stopped at the Pump n' Munch for a fill-up and some fried chicken and collardz.

by BuffaloBob54 June 21, 2022

mack n jizz

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by sexyeshay69420 January 19, 2022

dick n drive

When ya driving and ya girl go down on ya or when you driving while ya girl- 18+

becky did a dick n drive with me last night, lmao.

by killmeeverydamdai July 24, 2017

cost 'n' puffer

Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.

A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.

by QuacksO April 17, 2020