Shit in my grandmothers mouth

Exclamation of shock or surprise

‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’

‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma November 1, 2014

dust in yo mouth

your friend leaves u in da dust.

(jaq) bruh, bite da dust!!!! (you) no, bruh. (jaq) fine, im leavin. bye (you) noooo (jaq) srry theres dust in yo mouth

by NBLKHP May 19, 2018

putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,

by Sexydimma October 1, 2013

mouth punch

To punch another individual with your mouth, on their mouth. Can also be called "kissing".

"God, Matt is so fucking hot I just want to mouth punch him."

by munchies4urbass January 24, 2014

baby goats mouth

mason daciuk favorite words

“this makes me want to stick my penis in a baby goats mouth!”

by urdad1938 May 31, 2021

Mouth shower

A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)

WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"

by Abong has tiny shlong April 18, 2021