Filled with goes that are fake as hell and don't know how to mind their own business and they always try to be ghetto when they actually are preppy bitches and the boys are always fuckboys
by datbitch123 April 10, 2021

mr wallace is rude you also get dress coded for the dumbest things. there are very very bad kids and they smoke alot
by smallboop November 7, 2021

Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025

a place where you don't know what you learned because you didn't learn anything and Grammarly is like a video game because it drives you insane with boredom, boredom being the very definition of math class, and Chinese class is a nightmare and there's way too much homework and your friend gets too choose when they get to go to school and they got to choose to be in Spanish class instead of Chinese which we've been having to do for years and then she tells your enemy that you have brain problems and she calls you slow behind your back so is she really your friend she reads your diary and then makes fun of you and when you and...
by PhantomWolf347 November 17, 2022

“Hell but fun I guess, cause of friends”
“It’s a pink school with a lot of blue it’s always hot and there are a lot of stairs, and it’s old”
“idk it’s an A school which means it’s a good school”
“Strict?”
“It’s a pink school with a lot of blue it’s always hot and there are a lot of stairs, and it’s old”
“idk it’s an A school which means it’s a good school”
“Strict?”
by Pinapeel June 1, 2021

by chickenlittleisagod12345678910 November 11, 2018

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.
Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.
by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023
