sog monster

An excuse for pissing your pants.

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.

by Lilbabean June 23, 2023

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 17, 2021

the rapey monster

Super duper scary monster that can and WILL touch you in your special place

Shit, the rapey monster got me again…

by Deadskull101 December 5, 2023

Mud Monster

When youre having so much fun you wouldnt even notcie if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ilovepati September 19, 2021

Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

by russian cat. June 18, 2023

Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019