Jacob Jackson

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich

that Jacob Jackson is short

by DillyTom September 1, 2020

Jacob gifford

Fat Lookin kid that likes glitches on black ops 3 and loves saying the N word and is probably heterosexual for an anime body pillow

Jesus you actin like a big Jacob Gifford

by Ifirhdifkejfie May 5, 2019

Jacob

Jacob, a faggot and a retard. hes always wondering around looking for someone too pick on. he simps for men and has stds, hes a lost soul looking for cock

jacob, u need too get tested for stds now!

by overloadretard March 22, 2025

jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women

“Is that Jacob?”

“Omg, it is, run!”

by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022

Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.

Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.

by Paypayufo December 4, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019