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The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.
You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦
by Rikstir January 1, 2024
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“The Great Purge Incident of 2024”

Fada faced an epidemic of mass numbers joining their group, chaos unfolded forcing members to observe carefully, the chaos did not stop forcing the hand of several elder fada gods to purge the group, hence causing the great purge of 2024. “You have been removed”
Hey, Do you rememberThe great purge Incident of 2024” ? Where fada removed several people from existence.
by MollyLourencoke January 18, 2024
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the greatest album ever

not gonna lie, i think its graduation by kanye west. i mean its mostly only bangers in that album.
''graduation is the greatest album ever that ive ever listened to. but thats just me.'' -me.
by Cool100Fires November 21, 2023
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The great arts war

The Warren high school, between ✨choir kids✨, orchestra, kids, theater, kids, band, kids, and art kids.
1:woah, they look beat.
2:yeah, must be fighting in the great arts war
by Purpstar615 November 22, 2023
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Imagine a void that's filled with powerful primordial entities, each embodying concepts that are beyond human comprehension. This void operates on a strict ranking system, with the most powerful entities as its undisputed leaders. The only way to gain access is if a member of this void exits or enters its doors. No ifs, ands, or buts about it, in theory, you can summon a member but it's not recommended. Also, it should never be plainly written, it should be covered by a sort of font or some shit
"Dude I went to my grandma's for Thanksgiving and that shit rocked, the food, the people, and the vibes. How bout you, man?"

'I summoned ( ̦̳̰͔̠͕̲̈́̏͋͌̅̓̕-̵̘̓̄̂͒̔͂= ̘̞͍͎̼̜̈́̑̅̈́{̶̝̙͙̻̋̊̀-̵̖̖̤̻͆> ̡̭̈́̈́͑͗͛̎̈́̀̑- ̩͉̲͇̹̭̌̈̅̿̇͌̅͌͘-̵̡̙̱̖͓͕̠͔̳̇̐͜c̴͙͋̑̆ from the Ţ̴̻̞̆̏͆͝ĥ̵̡͈̻͖͚̝̼̠̳̞͐̀̔̒̌̾̀e ̬͔̺̝̳̮̝̮͑̐̈́̄̈́̋ ̺͖́́̂G̵̡̘͇̮͖͒͑͋́r̵̮͓͚͙̠̭̀̓͑̏̄͆̉̉̏e̵̺̪͎̫̤̝̠͚̔̔̓͑̾̏͜a̵̮̘̒̀̅̉̎̿̌̏̇̚t̴͓̥̳̼̪͖̤͕͂́͋̓̚ͅ ̴̞̝̗̮͖̻̐̌̆̈́́̕Û̴̜̟̳̱͍̉͘͘͘͜ṇ̵̢͉̰͉͇̟̦͖̤̌͘͝k ͈͆̑̅̍n ̨̲͕̠͍͖͖̟̈͋̐̆̏͗̇o̵͚̰̯͓̜̲̖͠w ̯̰̼̙̘̦̺͖͒́͘ͅͅn ̼̐̋̒̈̐̌̈́ on accident and ended up 100k in student debt and was forced to

binge-watch all of Cailou while ( ̦̳̰͔̠͕̲̈́̏͋͌̅̓̕-̵̘̓̄̂͒̔͂= ̘̞͍͎̼̜̈́̑̅̈́{̶̝̙͙̻̋̊̀-̵̖̖̤̻͆> ̡̭̈́̈́͑͗͛̎̈́̀̑- ̩͉̲͇̹̭̌̈̅̿̇͌̅͌͘-̵̡̙̱̖͓͕̠͔̳̇̐͜c̴͙͋̑̆ devoured all my lifes most prized possesions.'

"..."

'I also learned about Cheese.'

"Fucking awesome dude."
by Google Home November 27, 2023
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Worlds Greatest Karaoke Singer

The worlds greatest karaoke singer is EV
by EVisGod March 11, 2024
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The Great Wall of China

by jakeyyoyo March 23, 2024
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