A young man with the skin tone of actual fat in its purest form. Flabby, chubby, with actual breasts. No muscle, braces and a voice that is like that of a 5 year old girl. Clearly in its prepubescent state. This young man has no athletic talent or skill whatsoever and a lack of intelligence is also clear. To hide his chubby face and pink breasts this young man will use his parents money to buy clothes to add to his foolish idea of style. His wardrobe spans from the most 'Ed Hardy' of all Ed Hardy sweaters to tight black Kappa track suite. In addition to these articles of clothing is the piece that made him famous, a tight pink polo shirt that just looks horrible. This young man rounds of with having no integrity, no ambition, and just wasting the worlds time.

Dustin and kyle walk up beside a Fat kid in a polo. Dustin says," Hey Kyle, turn around and check out that 'Fat kid in a polo'" Kyle turns around, makes eye contact, looks him up and down, and deliberately laughs at him. He then turns around to Dustin and says," What a fag..."

Fat kid in a polo by ThingsIRegretIn2024 May 11, 2010

fat ass mutha fucka

Kieth Shultz a.k.a.....

fat ass
lard ass
whale
hippo
ass bite
emo bastard
mother fucker
go lick my balls you fat piece of shit.

"Hey guys u wanna go do some hardcore skateboarding, eat a whole chinese buffett, have a bicycle party, and go slit our wrists?"

"No you stupid piece of dog shit go kill yourself and make everyone happy, oh yeah you cant hotbox your bike u stupid waste of space and a life. BITCH!!"

fat ass mutha fucka by Kieth Sucks Big Floppy Donkey Dick July 6, 2004

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fat kid syndrome

Fat Kid Syndrome is a very common disease among young to middle aged men/boys which causes one to break out in proclamations of love for any member of the preferred sex showing the slightest bit of attention and/or infatuation. Therefore leading to immense heartbreak and or sudden pains in the lower abdomen symptoms include various pictures of said adored person posted throughout their myspace profile, extreme desperation such as exchanging affection and "love" through imaginary and e-relationships, and loss of time attempting to swoon said person resulting in loss of friends and being kicked out your band

RidgeWay- heyy i hear our former band member has Fat kid syndrome
Coonie- yuhhh

fat kid syndrome by Ridgeway Maker December 21, 2007

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Fat-Girl-Poke

When, at a dance, a party, or at school, a boy of a group finds the nearest fat/chubby girl and proceeds to place his finger in a stabbing jesture on her back/shoulder.
The boy may run back to his group so when the girl turns around, he may point and laugh at one of his other friends, turning the blame on him.

Very damaging to the girl's self esteem unless they can take a joke.

Chubby Girl: "I was chillin' with Diana and Joe at homecoming when some random dude fat-girl-poked me!! *cries*"
Chubby Girl's Friend: "What?? Who was it??"
Chubby Girl: "I don't know! He ran back into that group of guys who were just laughing!! *points and cries more*"

Fat-Girl-Poke by Xeneelk October 21, 2006

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