Ethan is an incredibly intelligent individual, but ONLY in the academic sense. When it comes to emotions, he's as brain-dead as a door-knob. It's not because he doesn't know how he feels, he just can't realise IF he's feeling it. But if he ever does discover feelings for someone, he will make that person feel like the luckiest one in the world. He will love you fiercely, and always try to protect you. He's pretty handsome, not drop-dead by any means, but noticeable, and he has incredible eyes. You just feel like you could get lost in them for hours.
Friend: Oh, you know Ethan? He's finally got a girlfriend!
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.
by DariusGreymane June 13, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by Ethan is cracked January 11, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.
by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by Daddy nut sucker69696969696969 January 31, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a nice kid and his favorite holiday is Easter and he likes carrots.He looks like a bunny tbh.He is lit 🔥!
by Sad people squad February 25, 2018
Get the Ethan Yuhmug. absolute liberal whos main attack is Coochie Sock! will eat your ass if you are mean to him. he also has a scary attack called Mean Glare. this attack he put you in a coma while he rapes you
that ethan is scary!!!!!!!!
by Mr. Steal Your Roblox February 14, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.