my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

Albino The Duck

A Duck with a orange bill and yellow feathers. Knows how to dress classy while still being the most honest and respectful duck. Every girl's dream boyfriend.

Mostly nocturnal, loves going out and never spends his nights alone.
Very straight forward, and the king of flirting.
If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.

If Albino goes out, I'm definitely showing up!

Albino the Duck besides being the most handsome duck ever does bits in my bed sheets ...

by Albino The Duck December 2, 2021

Duck

A duck is a swimming bird, a duck swims with its two dildos

Wow look at that ducks dildos

by Swallow me March 14, 2018

Duck

Little pieces of shit who steal your food and look cute while doing it.

OMG THIS STUPID DUCK

by WhyLife? December 17, 2021

Duck mint

A Newport cigarette.

"Yo Alex lemme get a duck mint!"
"Nah this my last cig dewddd"

by gunitthugkillakilla420 October 27, 2023

duck

duck meaning you is ugly asfk idc.

stfu you dirty albino sped baboon your duck asfk

by idc~ royal March 27, 2022

Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.

Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018