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Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
Donkey Surprise by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017

donkey konkey 

Its just Donkey Kong
But a lot sexier
i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.
donkey konkey by mals karpertje November 23, 2017

donkey kong 

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.
donkey kong by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

donkey tossing

Picking up Donkeys,

and blowing the absolute fuck out of their dicks
like until their dicks are numb
I went to the petting zoo today and saw the attendants Donkey Tossing, it was horrifying.

donkey kong slam 

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone
Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time
donkey kong slam by faggitswils December 17, 2017
did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?

it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
donkey by ilikefruitsandcheese April 21, 2018