I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021

angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021

Slam Dunk Drunk

Newly popularised term meaning the same as “hammered”, “leathered” or “plastered”

Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk

by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021

I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022