two beats

An amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube. The guy that runs the channel is awesome! Subscribe to the two beats today!!

"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
"YEAHH it's awesome! 😎✌🏻"

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

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Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.

Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.

by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024

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Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are physically above elliot in any and every situation no matter the reason or cause

Gabe- "i love you"
Elliot- "I love you more"
Gabe- "no you don't because I have 'Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome'"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

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Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause

Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

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Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

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A person who can’t get over the break up or divorce and rips the kids from the other person. A person who uses the children as a pawn and manipulates the family court system into abusing the victim even more because the victim chose to leave the abuse. A father who enforces child support knowing that mom doesn’t have an income because they were a full-time parent. Any parent who uses the children to hurt the other parent is a deadbeat.

The dead beat father who provides for the family but abuses the mother has taken mom to court over the children because she chose to leave a toxic environment. Now he’s taking her to court for child support knowing she’s the main caretaker & was 100% reliant on his income.

by Alienatedmom222 January 11, 2024

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