Monster

The fucking thing under your bed

“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed”

by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021

Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 8, 2021

googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.

Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom

by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009

Going Monster

When you Go Monster you go absolutely batshit crazy. You loose your mind from the excitement and partying that is currently taking place.

I spent my whole Christmas vacation going monster!

by Jon DGAF July 11, 2019

Dirty monster

A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.

“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”

“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”

by tainttickler47 May 9, 2024

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

pinkle monster

a child predator that likes boys

“That man looks like a pinkle monster.”

by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021