no bones

A no bones day happens when the pug on tiktok flops back into bed instead of getting up. Subsequently, forecasting everyone’s day as a “no bones day”

I was going to go for a run today, but the pug had no bones.

by Jleem5 October 16, 2021

Rogue Boning

1) plastic stays or “boning” within a corset or bra that come loose or move out of place, resulting in bruising, soreness or hairline fractures of the ribs;

2) often unplanned, extraordinary sexual encounters of the circus kind.

1) After hearing something snap and feeling a sharp stab, I realized rogue boning was responsible for the discomfort in my bra.

2) Seatbelts, center consoles and the tight space of the Corvette never kept me and my guy from a little rogue boning, if you know what I mean.

by NemesisDuJour April 21, 2010

bone points

How much someone wants to fuck you, the more "Bone Points" the more sex is wanted.

Man, i have so much Bone Points with my mom.

by Dr. Jiggyfap July 12, 2014

Bones

The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.

A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.

A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.

Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.

Often struggles at fantasy football.

"He's all bones that boy"

"Bone-saw's ready"

"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".

by Blackpanther December 13, 2012

MC Bones

An incredibly racist rapper, he smokes weed a lot

Fuck MC Bones!

by UrbanCrusader1 August 1, 2024

Bone

The hard thing that is in your body and is your structure

I broke my bones last night and it hurts so bad!

by cursedspinel November 2, 2019

T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.

What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.

by MNL897 May 6, 2023