an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death
by crztalyt November 10, 2020
Get the ethan's farts mug.The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through
by Andy.B January 20, 2010
Get the Fart Clacker mug.Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.
*whispers to friend*
Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.
Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.
by Graam Pri4 July 26, 2016
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by Wrongway bandit December 3, 2019
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Get the to tickle-fart mug.A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.
fart parcels are great gifts for children
fart parcels are great gifts for children
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
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