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DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.
Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!
by nethiq February 6, 2019
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david

david is a sexy beast
by MLGT April 4, 2022
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david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever
is that david? he’s sooooo gay
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David Carrick

Disgusting pervert who got away with some of the most revolting crimes for so many years. Why? He was a London Metropolitan police officer who carried a gun around protecting important UK Goverment buildings. It was this role that he used to hide his true colours. He worked in the same department of his police force as his sick colleague Wayne Couzens. He was referred to by his work colleagues as "Bastard Dave." All his victims thought they'd never be believed thanks to his policing role.

The crimes he committed were 80 sexual offences including at least 48 counts of rape against 12 women between 2003 and 2020 (17 years). Some of these offences were multiple incident offences and so less overall charges. The filthy bastard would force his victims to drink his piss and sometimes directly into their mouths, lock them in tiny cupboards for hours to use as slaves and make them clean his house naked. He would repeatedly rape them. In some cases he would dictate when they ate and slept. He threatened to kill them if they didn't comply. What a nasty fucking piece of work. Thankfully he admitted to the charges and a conviction was secured and he has gained national and some international attention so one can name and shame this freak as much as they like. He will likely spend the rest of his days behind bars. Filthy fucking pig.
David Carrick is a sick pervert! Hope he get's a taste of his own medicine in prison!
by TheFunnyGuy88 January 16, 2023
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David Diaz

A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.
Guy 1: Have you met David Diaz?
Guy 2: Duh. He's my best friend.
by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019
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The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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David

David takes a shit in your parking lot
David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot
by DaOnet November 22, 2021
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