Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

ghetto

The Grammys

“The Grammys are the most ghetto award dhlw ever”

by PLAN3TBRUNO April 3, 2022

ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.

I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.

by FailFaceFTW April 21, 2014

Ghetto Reborn

Ghetto Reborn is known to some people as "The God of all Gods". He is also known as "The God of Deception" because of his manipulation skills, which are said to be the absolute best. He is one of the greatest warlords of all time, using manipulation and psychological warfare. He is also the mastermind behind Operation Emocide (the mass extermination of "Emo" people). He also is responsible for redesigning the "Pot Pill", making it completely safe and even more potent. From one perspective he may seem like a psychopathic madman, from another he may seem like a genius, truly a mastermind. He is also said to be incredibly charming, though it is unknown if it is true charm or just more of his manipulation. He also views himself as a God, and has created his own religion and version of The Ten Commandments entitled "The Ten Commandments - Lord Ghetto's Version", though some believe it is a cover up to recruit people into his army for Operation Emocide. If you require any more information about him, you can contact him directly on his AIM Screenname "theghettorun", or through Xbox Live Gamertag "Ghetto Reborn".

Ghetto Reborn is a God.
Ghetto Reborn developed Operation Emocide.
Ghetto Reborn has the most incredible manipulation skills on earth.

by Vicious D. J. Quick September 15, 2008

Ghetto

Not seeing your best friend for over a week

It’s so ghetto that we’re not together rn

by urfunnyyy May 11, 2022

Knotts Ghetto Farm

people from cali most likely call knotts ghetto which means that there are constant fights/fights like where it’s in the hood

smn 1: bro we should go to knotts berry farm

smn 2: you mean knotts ghetto farm? bc it’s so ghetto

smn 1: tf u mean

by i Heart Frank Ocean April 25, 2023

ghetto lavish

Swag that juxtaposes niche taste with ratchet activity

Overheard in LA, “Wow, everybody that pulled up to Kenneth Hahn park for Nard’s bday on Saturday were all Ghetto Lavish. That’s my type. Love folks that can be corporate during the week but do hood rat things on the weekend!”

by Ron Derby September 24, 2020