A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
by whobedat June 18, 2015
Get the bread monstermug. A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 9, 2022
Get the D MONSTERmug. a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds
by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021
Get the Diamond Monstermug. by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020
Get the monster energy mikumug. by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022
Get the watch monstermug. when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
by purple pellets January 26, 2022
Get the monster colognemug. Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
by bread6696969 November 11, 2022
Get the Monster Milesmug.