Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022

Sock

They smell bootifull

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

by Larry_n March 29, 2022

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020

sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

by chicken barrel January 22, 2020

sock

A garment that can be rolled up and inserted into a female to male transexual's pants to mimic the penis he will one day have

1. She wears a sock in her pants because she wants her own dick

by Aleckzandre February 19, 2009

Taking the socks out

When you take the socks out to stop them from being abused.

Okay Bois I'm gonna be taking the socks out.

by anonymous November 17, 2020