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Socialmetrics

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A value that is a scaleable representative to someone's overall social media footprint. The more social media websites an individual interacts with, the higher value they contian.
He is conscious about his socialmetrics value.

They use socialmetrics to help increae brand awareness.
by |EStarr| February 26, 2010
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market socialism

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A system where workers collectively own the means of production, and compete in a market free of capitalists. The Bourgeoise and Proletariat merge into one class.
Market Socialism is an economic system that takes aspects of Socialism and Capitalism, and puts them together in a balanced way.
by Skullwarriors July 7, 2015
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Socialschism

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The manipulation of the media to promote a socialist and/or progressive agenda.
The current socialschism is dividing our country by twisting stories to validate their policies.
by Golden029 December 27, 2016
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the political ideology that unlike socialism have robots provide everything thus equally dividing the populous into engineers, programmers and scientists. as opposed to worthless jobs that have no benefit to the continuation of mankind. everyone is equal. everyone has a few years of community service they must contribute (5-10) but get to live out the rest of their lives enjoying the labor of the robots
by roboMarx July 16, 2011
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Conservative Socialist

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Damn, I heard Chad is a conservative socialist. No wonder he's fucking good at everything.
by Conservative socialist November 12, 2021
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Situational Socialist

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Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
by π in the sky December 12, 2021
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Smocialising

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When someone who wouldn't normally smoke has a cigarette just because they are with other people who are smoking
Person 1: Hey, I didn't know you smoke?

Person 2: I don't, I'm just smocialising.
by dexter95 October 6, 2013
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