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rusty martinez

Inability to commit, likely to agree verbally then not uphold one’s end of the deal.
We all agreed to the tee time on Sunday at 9am. Aaron pulled a Rusty Martinez 5 minutes prior and bailed. Foursome to threesome.
by anonymous August 5, 2024
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rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.
Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!
by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024
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rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing in the stimulator's mouth.
Dawg, my girlfriend gave me the best Rusty Keg last night!
by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024
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Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
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Rusty squidward

When you eat someone’s ass that has not been properly cleaned and said ass leaves fecal residue on your nose
Ben : yo Amanda came over last night and let me eat her booty

James: damnnn how was it ?
Ben: good that ass is fire but she left me with rusty squidward
by cinnamongirly December 21, 2023
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Rusty Urkel

A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!
Bill: How did you get pinkeye?

Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.

Bill: What did you do?

Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023
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