Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019

Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH

My choc-chip banana Muffin™

by toastedtoast February 11, 2019

Muffin skin

The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners

I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.

by Some whitts March 22, 2017

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)

"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"

by the sexual runner August 22, 2009

Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.

Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!

by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011

muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.

That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.

by HK McGruber January 19, 2011