Kong's mom

A chinese woman who likes to be the person in the middle of a bococki

Hey look, it's Kong's mom!

Don't be a fucking Kong's mom again.

by ErnestHoe February 17, 2008

Dab moms

Moms that go to yoga, Starbucks, wear lulu lemon everymorning. They feed their kids only organic non gmo fair trade stuff they found on Pinterest. They usually wear clothes that are white. Dab moms live on white pants 24/7. They feed themselves these weird vegan diets at whole foods

Person Check her out
Person 2 she seems like a dab moms

by dgddhfdsmcfkhn March 31, 2016

UR MOM

BOB:I POOPED
JOE:I POOPED UR MOM

Joe:help
Bob: Ur mom

by hduadwudy May 19, 2021

Yur Mom

The subject of all jokes. People always randomly shout it.

"Care for a spot of tea, madam?" asked the gentleman politely.
"YUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" answered the YUR MOM.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019

savage mom

A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.

Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.

by NotoriousJG July 7, 2017

mom humor

The sarcastic humor that only mom's can understand, they also usually display it when talking to their offspring when other mothers are around just to impress said mothers.

Often annoys offspring.

Child: Mom I'm bored.
Mom: Well then go clean your room *smiles at other moms who are laughing*

Typical Example of mom humor.

by Beeawnkuh August 18, 2011