When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
by dirtychevy May 15, 2016
Get the Ruby slipper momentmug. When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey
Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”
by Derpking666 February 9, 2023
Get the mellified man momentmug. lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave
by izzythedragon8 November 27, 2020
Get the bruh monkey momentmug. A big Peter moment is when you act in such a way that it resembles anyone who is a “Big Betty” and named Peter.
by BigPeter4real June 27, 2019
Get the Big Peter Momentmug. A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.
by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019
Get the foreskin bruh momentmug. “ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”
by djdusty March 17, 2022
Get the Idiotic Eureka Momentmug. A stellar moment of discovery in which the individual has an epiphany relating to a word’s meaning or etymology. Common symptoms include loud gasping, tension in the shoulders, whole-body shudders, saucer-like eyes and mouth formation in a perfect O shape.
I just discovered that the literal meaning of crème brûlée is “burnt cream”! What a way to start the day! This changes my whole entire perspective on life. I’ll forever remember this momentous occasion as my personal crème brûlée moment.
by Titman December 10, 2018
Get the Crème Brûlée Momentmug.