Money's Bitch

Self-explanatory it's Money's Bitch

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by ZesuSteal March 14, 2023

Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.

There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.

I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.

by benny and the jets April 19, 2017

Slime money

Money you make as a prostitue

I gotta make that slime money to pay my bills.

by JohnDough420 December 12, 2017

infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.

Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.

by Kriskit December 2, 2023

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex August 14, 2012

pitty money

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person

" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"

by I eat rotten strawberries September 18, 2022