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Josh

A Josh will send you unsolicited dick pics for free
by sexychicken0800 May 30, 2021
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josh knudsen

corny guy from Iowa that likes to have radioactive sex with cattle and finger bang sows
Look at the queer over there with his finger in that cat, what a "josh knudsen"
by Josh Knudsen November 10, 2017
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Josh and érin

two people who love eacholther so much. once a josh and érin meet thay fall in love. thay will stay togelther forever because there love for eacholther is so strong . thay both have been in relationship's before but this one is diffrent from the rest there is just something about it the way thay make eacholther feel. thay often talk about their relationship and are exited for years to come with eacholther. thay make up their own words no one else understands . thay are crazy about eacholther. Josh and érin are ment for eacholther
eg1. Josh and érin are a cute couple. eg2. Josh and érin love eacholther.
by Josh and érin November 2, 2018
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Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."
by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021
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Josh

Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲
by Brick10 April 27, 2022
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Josh

Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.
Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.
by lumilunatic January 5, 2021
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Josh

A very attractive guy. He might be a little weird sometimes but he is so funny. He has a perfect voice and he will always be nice and compliment you. Most Josh’s are very cute and nice.
by flourbluff November 27, 2020
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