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Josh it up

To mess something up so terribly to the point where nothing can be fixed and there's absolutely no going back. Ultimately ends in your defeat.
"I tried to push Old Betsy up the hill, but she decided to flip over completely and let go of her resonators. Long story short, we're gonna need a new Marimba."
"Wow, way to Josh it up."
"How do you Josh it up that badly?"
"Josh can't even Josh it up to that extent."
"You just reached a whole new level of Joshing it up."
by Iactuallymadeanaccountforthis September 14, 2016
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Joshed

When someone blatantly lie about something
Camdon just joshed a situation on Counter Strike Global Offensive
by MrMangoTango July 12, 2018
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Gay Josh

This Gay Josh is from Ohio region of the USA, originating on Planet Earth. After dropping out of mainstream society he became pirate queen of the cities street, after he she declared Middletown would succeed from Earth gay Josh was made Da Queen of Planet Middletown thus beginning a great galactic dynasty for the ages. Stay Tuned...
THIS Particular gay Josh who is Da Queen of Planet Middletown should Neva Eva Eva Eva be confused w any other gay josh joshua any Jericho of the coxksucking persuasion as it may result in a "off w ur head" type shit moment
by MyQueen YoMajesty March 22, 2022
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Joshing

The art form of dittiling an asshole, while doing nothing else.
"Travis was joshing all day at work, I fucking hate that guy."

"Quit joshing yourself and get some shit done."
by Only8inches August 3, 2017
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Josh

When your friends betray you like Josh betrayed drake. (Reference to Drake in Josh the nickelodeon TV show) aka Joshed, Joshes, Joshing

Examples:1.You're being Josh right now" when a friend did you wrong.2.(plural) "Ya'll are being a bunch of joshes"
"Quite joshin' me" -when your friend won't invite you to their wedding. (Even though your Bros. Basically being betrayed by someone who was thought as a very close friend.
by ButHole face man June 24, 2017
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Josh

"ew josh just wants to frick you"
by swaggy person:) January 1, 2022
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Josh

The best person you will ever meet. He may seem like a bit of a player but once you get to know him you'll realise he is one of the most kind hearted, attractive and special person. He will make any girl smile and will always be there for you. If youre having a bad day he'll happily give you a hug and tell you everythings going to be ok!
Person: idk jenny .. im having a really bad day *sigh* .
Jenny: its ok, just go talk to josh , he'll make you feel better :)
by Swagsum October 14, 2020
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