jack a wobblie

to lose it. to get ticked off by something.

when ren punched me i was ready to jack a wobblie

by yuuki hisagi July 22, 2009

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003

jack doll

A bitch that jerks off with both hands.

Bob is a jack doll.

by Jack doll March 17, 2017

Jack H

Oh no, I see a jack this means trouble. when it comes to a Jack ladies you need to leave immediately because he will put you under a long spell and will keep you under it until your heart will be broken. but if you ever come across a ginger one... RUN. He's contagious. If you have ever been out with a Jack, you will understand when I mean player. he is a very competitive person and always likes things to go his way when it comes to football. he never likes to loose in a match of football because when he looses it isn't a pretty picture. but careful if he ever losses a match because a storm with be heading your way. a storm called Jack!!!

You can never trust a Jack H

by NO GINGERS April 19, 2020

Jack Verman

A year nine who thinks he is better than everyone, but he is a slave to a hamster.

omg, that bloke is like a Jack Verman

by MEEEEMES March 6, 2017

Jack itch

Similar to Jock itch, but happens after jacking off and not cleaning up.

(Bill itching his crotch.)

Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.

Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.

Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.

by giggity_boobs March 1, 2011

Jack smack

When someone takes an unnecessarily long hit off someone’s vape or cart and taxes it, often killing it in the one lung destroying hit they take.

He just jack smacked my juul and now it’s dead

by Coochie catcher May 4, 2019