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Poop sock

A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul
Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock
by fckingcheez January 29, 2021
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Beat to the socks

I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.
by Grinder58 June 4, 2023
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A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.
John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice
by The Socker September 24, 2020
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Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.
Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.
by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012
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sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.
Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.
by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017
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Sock emoji

Used by men to imply the summoning of demonic forces in order to accentuate the domination towards the female
:candle: :sock emoji: :candle:
by Hemir574 June 26, 2021
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sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.
Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.
by Van1lla December 9, 2007
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