Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.

Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

Steven Gerrard moment

When a person slips at their workplace or whilst performing their job.

The delivery boy slipped on the driveway and dropped all the fruit he was going to deliver, that was his Steven Gerrard moment

by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023

Gamer Sex Moment

whenever something is over two times the "power" of a "bruh moment."

dude that was a real gamer sex moment

by panqueca74 September 8, 2019

Benedict Arnold Moment

A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.

John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.

Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.

by Whitman18 August 26, 2021

Idiotic Eureka Moment

The phenomenon of finally understanding a joke or pun that everyone else understood long ago.

“ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”

by djdusty March 17, 2022

Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

Crème Brûlée Moment

A stellar moment of discovery in which the individual has an epiphany relating to a word’s meaning or etymology. Common symptoms include loud gasping, tension in the shoulders, whole-body shudders, saucer-like eyes and mouth formation in a perfect O shape.

I just discovered that the literal meaning of crème brûlée is “burnt cream”! What a way to start the day! This changes my whole entire perspective on life. I’ll forever remember this momentous occasion as my personal crème brûlée moment.

by Titman December 10, 2018