I rub you

When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.

“I rub you”
“Oh”

by sharnus March 4, 2023

I know that bread

What you say when your home slice says something you understand. If you really get it, you know that really soft bread.

Yo, I failed Mr. Carson's class.
Bruv, I know that bread.
You know that bread?
Oh yeah.

by EpicGamer312 October 24, 2019

I robu you

''I love you'' Some japanese people say robu instead of love.

Me: I love you
G: I robu you

by dorrychan April 13, 2015

Why I drink

Why I drink is a phrase derived from the animation Ramshackle by Zeddyzi, specifically a common line for the character Stone. The phrase why I drink or This is why I drink can be used to denote extreme agitation or annoyance.

Person 1: does some dumb shit
Person 2: *points over* Why I drink
Person 2 (alternate timeline) : This is why I drink

by VerdantWyvern May 25, 2021

i am lying

yes i am... oh wait i'm not... wait no?.. THE FUCK?

i am lying, or am i?

by patcat November 5, 2019

I call slaps

A term used when you wish to protect your seat by slapping it before you leave. This means you will have your spot when you return

"Nobody take my spot, I call slaps on this seat"

by Anon1738626 December 30, 2016

when i was little

imagine if a short person said this.

short person: when i was little-
person: *smirks*
short person: >:(

by 420blazingmaster69 September 18, 2023