Golden Whirlpool

When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.

Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.

by Snozingly7 March 9, 2023

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

golden team

A team that thinks they are super capable but in reality they can't even wipe their own butthole

Golden Team is the best team to be on we get all the work done, recognize me senpai uwu

by blacklightperson March 30, 2023

CU Golden Knight

An activity occuring at a campus in Potsdam where a man and his friends all piss on another one of their friends, all night.

Jerry: hey, i’m pretty bored. what do you wanna do?
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!

by Bigjugs223 March 26, 2025

Golden gate bridge

Like a Eiffel Tower but instead of one girl between two guys it’s two girls between each guy

A girl facing another while there’s a guy on each end so called Golden Gate Bridge

by Ddecesare88 April 4, 2025