golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

golden avalanche

When you have 3+ people give you a golden shower at the same time

She wanted try a golden shower but got a golden avalanche instead when he called over his 5 friends to join in the fun.

by Rharri October 22, 2017

Czech Golden Shower

The 20 brass casings that drop to the ground after firing an entire 20-round magazine of a fully-automatic VZ-61 Škorpion submachine gun. The approximately 900 rounds per minute fire rate allows the magazine to be emptied well before the first casing hits the ground, meaning you can hear the entire Czech Golden Shower.

"You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the 'Czech Golden Shower'." - Brandon Herrera

by h529 November 17, 2022

Golden colon cleansing

To urinate in someone's anus

Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible

by Hugesten November 27, 2023

Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.

The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.

by Mons Penith December 9, 2023

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

Golden

Golden’s are guys who gets a little crazy when it’s a full moon. They also tend to chase people around and dance all the time. Golden’s also make sus noises when they throw a ball or something. Goldens are very dependable people though and will always put the people they care about first.

Hey who’s that guy dancing on that car?

Oh. It’s probably a Golden, looks like a full moon tonight.

by Ihopservespancakes December 11, 2022