When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
Get the get out of jail free card mug.1. A platform that claims people can say whatever they feel, but when tested actually censors speech criticizing right-wing politics
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
1. I posted facts about Trump's connection to tax evasion on a free speech platform. It was promptly removed by the moderators.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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Sex on a farm or ranch, specifically in the presence of chickens.
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Chester gave me a good Free-Range Dickin’ out at Gaucho Ranch the other day… I still have feathers in my asscrack!
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Get the Free-styling mug.A poem but without the best part of a poem; rhymes. A free verse poem is like a chocolate chip cookie just without the chocolate chip. No one likes them, i hate them.
Guy: Man this poem is SHIT!
Dude: Dude, dont insult poems someone wrote them with their heart.
Guy: its free verse.
Dude: Nevermind that shit is ass.
Dude: Dude, dont insult poems someone wrote them with their heart.
Guy: its free verse.
Dude: Nevermind that shit is ass.
by Charlie Kirky December 19, 2025
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Bob didn't know if he would make it to Fist-free February because by New Year's Day his rectal prolapse already protruded almost 6 inches from his anus and required frequent moisturizing spray. He was also in a lot of pain from bruising to his liver, kidneys and colon. Fist-free February couldn't come soon enough.
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