When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
Get the Food stamp bondagemug. Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Won't be able to get any foodmug. by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019
Get the Whoke Foodsmug. by Meme-anator September 1, 2020
Get the No Food Septembermug. 
by jfjgg October 12, 2020
Get the national order your girl food daymug. Person 1: You want some Cup noodles?
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.
by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 21, 2022
Get the College Foodmug.