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Five amigos

A group chat for five girls who chat shit about everyone and all love each other and has each other’s backs❤️
by balck girls December 14, 2019
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Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
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five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.
Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing
by jetpants April 30, 2020
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fiveminutessotrash

tic taccccc
Fiveminutessotrash the tictocer
by Fiveminutessotrash May 12, 2020
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Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020
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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
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five north

Five North is a rock band formed by Tyler Posey and Kyle Murphy. The two hail from Santa Clarita, CA just off the 5 freeway (hence Five North). With pop-punk and rock backing the influence… and close friend John Feldmann behind the sound, they take a “no ceiling” approach to the writing process and end with songs that sound like “whatever the f**k we want”. aka a band with fucking hot people
i love five north,
five north is a good band,
by sc0tt mcc411 June 5, 2020
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