Stern Finger of Disapproval

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

snap-finger famous

(Coined by the infamous Kevin Hart during a live interview):

(adj.): A person or figure who is snap-finger famous is one whose cultural relevance balances between nonexistent and barely tangible.

*starts snapping fingers rhythmically*

"Aw, shit- what's that one useless bitch's name again?... Yeah, that one-"
*continues snapping fingers while furiously attempting to jog the memory*
"Yeah! That Kim Kardashian bitch, that's the one."

(snap-finger famous)

by Katanamaru June 12, 2019

synthetic finger popping

The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.

Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.

by Telephony April 30, 2015

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.

by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

Finger Guns

a cult of sped kids who make fun of less fortunate sped kids

aaron: hey hey hey hassan
hassan: what aaron
aaron: look at this dood
hassan: finger guns is so much better than sandbox

by definitelynotron November 1, 2019

Wrapped around the finger

1. A term used when a girl has a guy under their command.
2. Means the guy will pretty much follow their girl's every wish and do whatever she wants.

"So, how's Chris?"
"I have him wrapped around the finger."

by chris hardewig January 22, 2006

Four fingers up

If you have four fingers up you get no bitches

Shawn has four fingers up
*he must pull zero bitches

by Steven Hawkins wheel chair April 18, 2022