Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019

Ethan Vu

Ethan Vu is a caring and smart friend who will always help you with homework and classwork in school. Ethan Vu's best enemy is Jerrick aka the beast that moans in front of everyone saying "I am attractive." So be Ethan Vu's friend and p.l.s help the moaning beast to stop moaning. Aka Jerrick.

Jerrick-*moans*
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"

Ethan Vu-shut up bitch

by dskjndU December 31, 2021

Ethan

Vanilla

"Geez What A Vanilla Bitch, Must Be A Ethan"

Vanilla(Plain)

by CootPootLooter March 29, 2023

Ethan

This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him

Ethan is the best person I know

by Catfish666999 August 17, 2019

Ethan Core

A state of mind characterized by an immense feeling of horniness coupled with prejudism. This prejudism is most often a form of racism, sexism, or homophobia, but it can present itself in many other ways, such as xenophobia, transphobia, and antisemitism.

"Girl, I am soooo Ethan Core. I just cussed out this gay chick after busting a nut into a Hot Pocket."

by Crungo Moe May 8, 2024

Ethan

The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed

person 1: "Dam Ethan is so fucking hot"
person 2:"i know"

by Skeleq July 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023