Doing the Michael

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.

Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.

by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008

do the die

the action of doing the death

*ringing phone* hey josh, how are you? not good, bob, my sister is going to do the die soon.

by doomsword6 June 23, 2018

Do the Dishes

something moms make you do because theyre lazy ass shits

Hey honey go do the dishes cuz im too lazy to get off my ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Doing a Janine

Doing a Janine refers to spilling food on oneself.

Oh shit, I've spilled sauce on myself!
Ha ha, you've done a Janine!
Yep, I'm doing a Janine.

by DarronK December 27, 2011

Do a Kevin

When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions

Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin

by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020

gator-do

Air conditioning

Tha gator-do was frost'n tha windows in tha whip.

by DUB SOLJA October 17, 2003

do the johnny

To do the johnny is to 'keep walking', as per the slogan used by the iconic Johnny Walker whisky brands. The phrase refers to the act of continuing to walk a distance that would be otherwise traversed via a more efficient means, with the journey being the product of (often drunken) time mismanagement.

1: "bro, i dont think there is another train...the next bus is in 3 hours.."
2: "fuck, looks like we are going to have to do the johnny, and keep walking."

by Doingthejohnny March 2, 2014