Bloody donkey

A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.

Don’t try the bloody donkey, shit don’t feel good after.

by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019

The donkey delux

When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food

My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption

by TheWebedShark May 13, 2022

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

moon donkey

an ignorant person. ( word derives from Bajan dialect)

" You is a moon donkey or wa?"(rhetorical question) - Bajan dialect

"Are you a moon donkey or what?"- Standard English Translation

by herbert heckleberry March 17, 2022

Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022

Sugar Donkey

A women with equipped with a sweet ass.

Yo, check out take Sugar Donkey that just walked in...

by BowserLFFL March 15, 2022

donkey

A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.

Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.

by donkeyandsheepchick January 1, 2015