Yo daddy

Yo daddy got cataraks

Yo daddy got malaria

Yo daddy got epilepsy

Yo daddy got eboli

Yo daddy got Rickets

Yo daddy got Conjuntivitis

Yo daddy has typhoid

Yo daddy got austroschlaalers disease

yo daddy got pagets disease

yo daddy got scarlet fever

Used before you crack on sum1's daddy.

by RLOVE March 3, 2003

daddy juice

a colloquial term for heroin or crack

hey rebecca, bring daddy his juice! i need me some daddy juice!

by bananahammock33 October 2, 2008

Simp Daddy

The biological father that's overly desperate for his offspring’s attention, especially if they are bad people, undesirables, or low lives, who have shown outright disrespect and contempt for him, yet he stills continues to obsess over and overly placate his entitlement Kings and Queens - in training. Simp Daddies are insecure but selfish, narcissistic men who have learned to be a Simp from their fathers and Entitlement Queen egg donors.

Frank is sure a foolish Simp Daddy. After his brat daughter, who didn't like Frank tell her what to do at age 9, ran off to live with Frank's meddling white trash ex-wife. Frank's daughter ignored him for nine years until she dropped out of high school to be a stripper so she could afford her drug habit. Now, because she is spending one hour a week meeting Frank up at a coffee shop, Frank bought her a brand new car and is sending her to an expensive out-of-state college, all expenses paid. In return, Frank would be happy if she only sends him a Christmas Card once every ten years. Frank has taken a second full-time job and has forced his second wife, who is disabled to work three part-time jobs - just to make Frank's little girl's dreams come true!

by Fly_on_the_wall - the insider December 23, 2020

Bro Daddy

A bro who lives amongst other bros and breed adopted children to become athletes. In the mean time, there must be a maid in the bro daddy house who is the common sex slave. Bro-hoes are allowed at all times. the more bros, the more income resulting in nicer bro houses, thus attracting more bro-hoes. The fridge must always have beer and no feelings are ever spoken of. Arguments amongst the children are handled via boxing because brothers settle arguments that way. This is the ideal living situation for any single bro, being a Bro Daddy.

Yo, are you gonna become a bro daddy with us?

by Dildo Baggins 125 October 20, 2012

poof daddy

The greatest nick name for the best looking dogs. Generally loves barking, playing and sniffing all the perfect butts.

All poof daddy dogs are generally fully named 'Hugo'

"Omg is that poof daddy over there smelling that perfect but? !"yah it is... that's just his nick name though. His real name is Hugo"

by meah22 August 30, 2015

daddy dan

When your trying to be freaking but don't want to mix up your daddy's

Whilst I was eating my cheese roll she called me daddy dan

by Mcslide destroyer February 24, 2017

Daddy issues

when ur dad leaves and now you call people daddy in bed, or when you desperately are scared or being a top.

omg hes got my daddy issues acting up
I know right like the eye backs hit to hard

by Imasimpforuranimegirl September 18, 2020