santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

Santa Claus

1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.

2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.

1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!

2. Santa Claus is not real.

3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!

by Clear Gram December 29, 2020

La Classe

You use it to describe something perfect and amazing. It is also a group of girls from Greece.

Our history teacher is La Classe!! : )
Mamalakismenh isn't La Classe... : (

by anthoulious March 29, 2021

shucking clams

The act of a man gliding his penis between two vaginas positioned over each other.

I had a threesome last night and started shucking clams with them.

by Hicklenana April 1, 2021

Vibe clash

When you mix two different drugs that don’t belong together within ones body at the same time.

When someone brings coke to a stoner party and sneaks off to do their coke, now there’s a vibe clash.

by Vibration May 1, 2021

Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty

Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”

by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021