Beer Chili

Any bowl of meat and spices that alters the mind.

"What's in this beer chili man - it's fu**ing good!" - "I don't know".

by The Chef de la brew August 9, 2008

beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.

Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"

by mantha6057 January 17, 2009

Beeraphernalia

A smoking pipe, made for the sole purpose of burning marijuana, constructed out of a beer can that has been cut and crunched into the shape of a smoking device. Derived from the root word Paraphernalia, as related to illegal drug paraphernalia.

If you've ever found yourself without any way of smoking weed, and your last resort was to cut a beer can into the shape of a pipe, then you've used beeraphernalia.

"My pot bowl broke last week, so i have to smoke out of this Beeraphernalia untill i get a new one."

by AndysCandys July 4, 2009

Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.

"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."

by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Beer

Men and Whores drink this..... Dikes included

Look at megan o drinking that beer

by kryshatesbrenden October 26, 2009

Beer whored

It is that act of after sex by a creature that urinates out of everywhere all over its found female in bed with rubber sheet that attracts the female to come back repeatedly

The man beer whored many women over the past week .

by The wandering eye February 5, 2010