Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Fabi-Beats

Awesome music that can potentially do everything and makes you wanna die within seconds

A: Hey Dude have you listened to Fabi-Beats?
B: Yeah, it cured my Ligma

by Banana Day August 7, 2018

beats me

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"

Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Beat A Jayden Day

Beat A Jayden Day is a day in the 8th of June. On this day you can beat anyone named Jayden and they cannot fight back nor run from the conflict.

Got any targets for "Beat A Jayden Day?"

by Bluestorm171 April 23, 2024

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

Beat Jacker

When some doosh (usually named Blake) jacks a beat (electronic focused dance music) that has been discovered by you.

"Dude Blake just played me the dopest beat, its a Designer Drugs remix of Countdown" Blake jacked this beat from you making him a beat jacker.

by Wisemandownwithharrybush69 January 25, 2010

Beat A Woman Day

February 28th is the day of beat a woman day.

Some guy : Hey! It's beat a woman day!
Woman : FUCK!

by rezecsm February 27, 2023