banana

PURE chinese human being who cante EVEN speak chinese,mandarin,hokienese,cantonese.alll the eseee

guy1:ehh..you know that aboii ha.???..dont know how to speak chinese liaoo
guy2:oh!..that banana hah?! ofcs laa..parents arent proud of their own nationality maa...

banana boy:walaoo..so mean la u all

by that filipino guy. May 19, 2017

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Banana Balls

Banana Balls is the alleviating feeling caused by complete drainage of the testicles from constant and persistent penile arousal.

Many believe that Banana Balls can only happen if you have high libido -- this is very true. A high degree of stamina is required to be able to achieve such rapid assuage before replenishment can occur.

Yo this bitch I was with last night gave me total banana balls. She made me nut 5 times, and twice in the morning. When she was finished with me they felt completely guzzled and elongated.

by LilWormy June 16, 2023

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Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

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Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.

OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.

by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022

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