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united states of america

Great country that is constantly bitched about by stupid europeans, despite the fact that we saved their sorry asses during WWII. Were it not for the USA, europe would be controlled by Nazis, asia by the USSR and oter communist regimes. Fuck all you stupid U.S haters. We shed blood for your sorry ass and this is how you thank us.
The United States of America continues to help other countries, despite all the bullshit we get from them

american Dragonball Z

The dumbest show ever and the lamest excuse for anime. Those American pigs mess up the entire show.
The Japanese vision of all anime is better than American translations.
is a country
1)overpopulated with Noble prize winners
2)yet a big percentage of population are ignorant
3)where I can oggle HOT WHITE BOYS
4)that has the worst ever food
5)some cool colleges along HOT college boys most of them are WHITE
6)disgusting president
7)whose advance is thwarted by useless portion of population mostly composed of blacks and latinos
8)a country where the great races like chinese and japanese get constantly compared to ghetto suckers blacks and latinos
9)where HOT white boys have sex all too often with each other
10)a country with the most number of gay websites in the world
Man, I have a love/hate relationship with america.
America by whatyofucke July 22, 2008

American Made 

1) A person, animal, or any object made in the Unites States of America. Most true Americans recognize these objects and people as being superior to objects and people made in other countries.

2) Not foreign shit that brakes the first time you use it, or a toy that poisons your kid because some cheap asshole in Communist China painted it with lead paint, or a pair of shoes that were made in a Pakistani Sweat Shop that probably founds terrorist organizations that the USA is at war with.
I'm not going to buy that Mitsubishi Lancer because its a piece of shit, and I only buy American Made vehicles that kick ass and rock, like Metallica.
American Made by tristanthesnakeman November 18, 2010

Native American Giver 

Kinder, Softer & more political correct way of saying "Indian Giver".
I am divorcing my wife and I asked for the $400,000 ring I gave her and she called me a "Native American Giver!"

LOUD AMERICAN TOURISTS

A Rocking Band out of Atlanta Georgia
Did you see the Loud American Tourists last night...they SMOKED!!

european american 

Black people will some times claim to not be black, but to be African American. Annoyed white people will than say, "well, I'm not albino, so I guess I'm European American."
Black guy: Did you hear about the white guy?
Black guy2: No, what?
Black guy: We were telling him how hard it is to be black and he claimed to be a European American, so we torched his car and family.