douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011

douche nozzle

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz May 10, 2011

Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022

douche bag

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag

look at that popped collar douche bag

by yoki karioake July 11, 2009

Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.

Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."

by sexy jesse May 10, 2010

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

Dollar Douche

A low life person not compared to a average douche. Whereas you can find a regular douche at high class establishments like K-Mart or Walmart, a dollar douche can only be found at a dollar store. This is the caliber of person who warrants a title even less than a regular douche.

"What do you think of Newt Gringrich?"

"He's only a dollar douche."

by wordinventorrocksawesomeness April 23, 2012