Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.
Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."
by sexy jesse May 10, 2010
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loaner-douche

Loaner-douche is just another way to write loaner douche.
*See loaner douche for definition.
He's not just, like... a -normal- douche. He's a loaner-douche (or loaner douche)."
by Alycia H. April 20, 2008
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Douche Maggot

Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".
Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!

Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
by J. Banks November 15, 2009
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Douche Flourish

Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.
"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."
by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013
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douche baggerary

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.
"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"
by gimmeurtots72 February 07, 2010
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douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags
"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"
by jd hol October 04, 2011
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Douche lozenge

a synonym for douchebag, but in a more extreme case. Individuals who wear sunglasses at night and use ipads to type term papers. Douche lozenges do not make any attempt to hide their doucheyness and make a point of telling others how much better than you they are since they studied abroad while you were working to pay rent.
Is that dude really wearing a t-shirt that says "i put out" in 2010? ...what a douche lozenge.
by brwnshuga October 25, 2010
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