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Oct.1 is skip school day! Me myself. I came up with the ideas so everyone skip school on oct.1 !!
I can’t wait til oct.1 !
Oct.1 by Jaliyahhhhh September 29, 2020

2 definitions in 1 

Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
2 definitions in 1 by wills0 June 21, 2010

2+2 = 4 -1 thats 3. quik maph. 

The thing frome that one song.
Young meeker with several extra cromezons will sing this. 2 + 2 = 4 -1 thats 3. quik maph.2+2 = 4 -1 thats 3. quik maph.

red air force 1 

The act of pushing a white Air Force 1 up someones asshole to the point where they bleed and the white air force 1 turns red
Jimmy come give a red air force 1
the way noobs say Halo: combat evolved
Noob: "Halo 1 was the best."

Normal Person: "It's called Halo: combat evolved you fucking noob, you have no respect for the classics."
halo 1 by Bforte40 May 20, 2010

Texas 2 for 1 

The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.

person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?

person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.

person 1: for sho!
The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.

person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?

person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.

person 1: for sho!
Texas 2 for 1 by StrongerMan X September 8, 2011