i am lying

yes i am... oh wait i'm not... wait no?.. THE FUCK?

i am lying, or am i?

by patcat November 5, 2019

I Phelta Thi

Just one of many campus fraternities for horndogs...

Carl and Paul were both proud members of I Phelta Thi.

by sheila in the car January 12, 2012

i got a whale

A phrase you would say when you're stoned and had a whirl in your head, but you don't feel like pronouncing it properly.

P1 - I got a whale!
P2 - Yeah, i thought you looked dizzy for a while.

by KubaSz November 12, 2011

how i scroll

It is a spin-off of "this is how I roll"

Can be understood as this is how one browses the internet. Some keep a pet nearby, others eat chips!

This is how I scroll **holds cat lap**
Yeah I scroll with my pringles in one hand, mouse in the other.

by wirelesscable August 22, 2011

I rub you

When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.

“I rub you”
“Oh”

by sharnus March 4, 2023

men i trust

a band loved by beautiful chill artsy girls and men who fuck hella beautiful chill artsy girls

dude: wanna go stargazing and listen to men i trust?
girl: yea i’ll bring a blanket and we can take cute pics

by sleepy_guacamole November 11, 2022

I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.

"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022